The Jamaican helper (maid) asked for a pay increase.

The wife was upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise of pay that was requested.

She asked: 'Now Marie, why yuh feel yuh deserve a pay increase?'

Marie: 'Well, ma'am, three reasons why I want de increase.' The first one, mi iron better than you'!

Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'

Marie: 'Your husband say so.'

Wife: 'Oh!'

Marie: 'The second reason .. ah can cook better than you.'

Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'

Marie: 'Your husband again'

Wife: 'Oh!'

Marie: 'The third reason is that I am better in bed than you ...'

Wife: (really furious now): 'My husband says that as well??'

Marie: 'No ma'am, your husband's best friend Andrew.

Wife: 'How much yuh seh you want again?

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